Me: “People can only really remember up to 7 digits, which is why phone numbers are 7 digits long.”
Robert: “If people can easily remember 7 digits, then why isn’t the alphabet 7 digits long?”
“Every time you go forward in an electric car, you’re accelerating.”
“When you’re going a constant speed in a gasoline car, your car is in neutral.”
“The military should invest in diamond chainlink armor.”
Fun fact: Robert has an IQ of 129.