Stupid stuff Robert says #7

“What if they made a shirt with an oled screen on it?”

“I’m too hungry to eat”

Me: “You have a sweet tooth because you have a sweet personality”
Robert: “I probably have a sweet tooth because I’m an asshole trying to fill some kind of void”

“Maybe I have autism as a placebo effect”

“You can buy chicken hearts on Google Play”

“I smoke cigarettes because of the coronavirus. Instead of me getting cancer, the coronavirus will get cancer instead and kill it.”

“We have like wireless dialup.”

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