“Can you make a calculator in HTML?”
“Healthcare isn’t important – just don’t get sick.”
“Nothing in a game can be illogical, because games run on math, and math isn’t illogical.”
“I feel like I’m going to fart a shit out of my ass.”
“I say a bunch of stupid stuff because you don’t say stupid stuff.”
Me: “Perfect black doesn’t exist on Earth.”
Robert: “But GTA isn’t Earth.”
“Do you think it’s possible to make an electric laser?”
“ICE stands for emergency contact information.” (finally figured out it was ECI, after thinking about it for 2 minutes)