“My mom bought this non-GMO plastic container.”
“I have my computer plugged into a surge protector, so I’m protected against lightning strikes.” (he’s referring to one of those $20 Wal-Mart surge protectors that, from what I can tell, he’s been using for some time now, and they’re meant to be replaced every few years)
“Why don’t they put a fan in front of jet engines?”
“Yawning doesn’t mean you’re tired. It just means you’re yawning.”
“Are your eyeballs like reversed flashlights?” (I kind of understand this one, I guess. Instead of giving out light as a function, they take in light. Still, why is that even a question you have to ask?)
“It’s probably easier to see the stars in space.”
“It was infinitely different colors while infinitely no color.”
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