Stupid Stuff Robert Says #6

“Pepper is actually just negative salt”

“I smoke cigarettes because of the coronavirus. Instead of me getting cancer, the coronavirus will get cancer instead and will kill it.”

“I just ate a piece of paper because I thought it was a slice of pizza”

Honorable submission by a reader:
“The earth isn’t flat or round. It’s donut shaped”

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